Saturday, 18 May 2013 Friday, 17 May 2013
being gay is a sin?? um actually
bi = gay x straight
sin = straight / bi
the straights cancel
sin = 1/gay
times that by gay
gay(sin) = 0
gay = -sin
move the negative over
-gay = sin
so not being gay is a sin oops
idk what you just said but thanks nerd
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
well, i’m brazilian SO I’M NOT FEELING ANY BETTER
You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy gets created in the universe, and none is destroyed. You want your mother to know that all your energy, every vibration, every Btu of heat, every wave of every particle that was her beloved child remains with her in this world. You want the physicist to tell your weeping father that amid energies of the cosmos, you gave as good as you got.
At one point you’d hope that the physicist would step down from the pulpit and walk to your brokenhearted spouse there in the pew and tell him/her that all the photons that ever bounced off your face, all the particles whose path were interrupted by your smile, by the touch of your hair, hundreds of trillions of particles, have raced off like children, their ways forever changed by you. As your widow rocks in the arms of a loving family, may the physicist let him/her know that all the photons that bounced from you were gathered in the particle detectors that are his/her eyes, that those photons created within him/her constellations of electromagnetically charged neurons whose energy will go on forever.
The physicist will remind the congregation of how much of all our energy is given off as heat. He will tell them that the warmth that flowed through you in life is still here, still part of all that we are, even as we who mourn continue the heat of our own lives.
And you want the physicist to explain to those who loved you that they need not have faith; indeed, they should not have faith. Let them know that they can measure; that scientists have measured, precisely the conservation of energy and found it accurate, verifiable and consistent across space and time. You can hope your family will examine the evidence and satisfy themselves that the science is sound and they’ll be comfortable to know your energy is still around.
According to the law of the conservation of energy, not a bit of you is gone; you’re just less orderly.
–Aron Freeman (via thefaceofnamelessness)
I want some Mole of this Avogadro dip please!
6.0221415 × 1023 Is my rating for this dip
(to many chemistry jokes in one)
so while making my presentation on my photoelectric effect experiment this happened
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
list lust lest last or lost how do
you know for sure you can’t know for sure
I love this because everyone sees a different word and wow
i thought lust
for me it was: why did they spell lsd wrong???
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