NO USE FOR A NAME

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Sat, 18 May 2013 15:19:48 -0400

grouprojects: titmuffins: grouprojects: being gay is a sin?? um actually bi = gay x...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:40:52 -0400

titmuffins:

grouprojects:

being gay is a sin?? um actually

bi = gay x straight

sin = straight / bi

the straights cancel

sin = 1/gay

times that by gay

gay(sin) = 0

gay = -sin

move the negative over

-gay = sin

so not being gay is a sin oops

idk what you just said but thanks nerd

grammarnazism: My thoughts exactly!

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:22:49 -0400

grammarnazism:

My thoughts exactly!

psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:20:12 -0400

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

well, i’m brazilian SO I’M NOT FEELING ANY BETTER

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Fri, 17 May 2013 15:35:30 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 13:50:23 -0400

"You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your family about..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 06:14:48 -0400

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You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy gets created in the universe, and none is destroyed. You want your mother to know that all your energy, every vibration, every Btu of heat, every wave of every particle that was her beloved child remains with her in this world. You want the physicist to tell your weeping father that amid energies of the cosmos, you gave as good as you got.

At one point you’d hope that the physicist would step down from the pulpit and walk to your brokenhearted spouse there in the pew and tell him/her that all the photons that ever bounced off your face, all the particles whose path were interrupted by your smile, by the touch of your hair, hundreds of trillions of particles, have raced off like children, their ways forever changed by you. As your widow rocks in the arms of a loving family, may the physicist let him/her know that all the photons that bounced from you were gathered in the particle detectors that are his/her eyes, that those photons created within him/her constellations of electromagnetically charged neurons whose energy will go on forever.

The physicist will remind the congregation of how much of all our energy is given off as heat. He will tell them that the warmth that flowed through you in life is still here, still part of all that we are, even as we who mourn continue the heat of our own lives.

And you want the physicist to explain to those who loved you that they need not have faith; indeed, they should not have faith. Let them know that they can measure; that scientists have measured, precisely the conservation of energy and found it accurate, verifiable and consistent across space and time. You can hope your family will examine the evidence and satisfy themselves that the science is sound and they’ll be comfortable to know your energy is still around.

According to the law of the conservation of energy, not a bit of you is gone; you’re just less orderly.

Amen.

”

- Aron Freeman (via thefaceofnamelessness)

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Thu, 09 May 2013 19:05:47 -0400

blackholecosmos: I want some Mole of this Avogadro dip...

Tue, 07 May 2013 20:57:53 -0400

blackholecosmos:

I want some Mole of this Avogadro dip please!

6.0221415 × 10²³^{Is my rating for this dip}

(to many chemistry jokes in one)

wiretappling: so while making my presentation on my...

Tue, 07 May 2013 20:33:44 -0400

wiretappling:

so while making my presentation on my photoelectric effect experiment this happened

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Tue, 07 May 2013 20:29:23 -0400

white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM

Mon, 06 May 2013 18:47:44 -0400

white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

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Mon, 06 May 2013 18:47:29 -0400

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Mon, 06 May 2013 18:42:00 -0400

bringmeonehorizon: sexandsuicid3: avacoa: sun-rise-para-dise: ...

Sun, 05 May 2013 21:06:00 -0400

bringmeonehorizon:

sexandsuicid3:

avacoa:

sun-rise-para-dise:

emma-stone-is-a-babe:

quiet:

conveys:

list lust lest last or lost how do
you know for sure you can’t know for sure

last :(

I love this because everyone sees a different word and wow

lost

i thought lust

Lost

lost too

for me it was: why did they spell lsd wrong???

beahbeah: confuzzeldmind: WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY...

Sun, 05 May 2013 20:23:18 -0400

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

shiestynigga: this is the most serious relationship ive ever...

Sun, 05 May 2013 18:28:59 -0400

shiestynigga:

this is the most serious relationship ive ever had

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Sun, 05 May 2013 16:52:25 -0400

windy-boy: shuckyule: i wonder if this guy ever got to the...

Sun, 05 May 2013 16:41:44 -0400

windy-boy:

shuckyule:

i wonder if this guy ever got to the position

yes

Sun, 05 May 2013 16:40:58 -0400